永不结婚的十五个很棒的理由

喜欢享受单身生活？不想受到婚姻的拘束？谁说不想结婚的恋爱就是耍流氓？给你看看永不结婚的十五个很棒的理由！

Most of us have hit the age where most everyone we know is married, engaged, or dying to get married. Where does that leave us? Those who are happily single? Those of us who dread weddings, could care LESS about wedding dresses or engagement rings? What about us?
我们所认识的大多数人差不多都已经到了结婚、订婚或是渴望结婚的年龄。对于我们这些黄金单身汉或是不在乎婚纱婚戒的恐婚一族而言，这该情何以堪啊。。我们又是怎么看待这一问题的呢？

Here are a list of compelling reasons you shouldn't get married.
以下这一清单是一系列你不应该结婚的强有力的理由。

1)Despite what everyone else says, you LOVE the single life.
1)不论其他任何人怎么说，你就是热爱你的单身生活。

2) You know you'll have to share both the ice cream and the television remote.
2)你要知道，结婚后你就不得不与另一半分享美味的冰激凌，还要争抢电视遥控器。

3) You'll have to boot Pablo the Pool Boy.
3)结婚后你就不得不赶走那些临时的性伙伴，比如那个清理游泳池的Pablo。

4) You like to sleep across the whole bed.
4)你喜欢横着睡在整张大床上。

5) You can't stand sharing your space, especially when you know that with marriage comes dude stuff - like that awful Bud Light sign.
5)你无法忍受与人分享自己的私密空间，尤其是婚后男人带过来的随身用品，比如那个可恶的百威淡啤广告牌。

6) You know that colonies of dirty socks will follow you everywhere you go the moment you let a guy move in.
6)你会发现当你让那家伙住进来后，无数的臭袜子就会跟着你满天飞。

7) You'd rather be able to break it off and move on without having to involve the courts.
7)你宁愿处在恋爱阶段，喜欢就继续，不爱就吹了，也好过于结婚后牵扯到法院去。

8) Your toilet seat will NEVER be the same.
8)你的马桶座圈永远不会和从前一样是落下的。

9) You don't want to have to answer to anyone - you can come and go as you please.
9)你不想也不必对任何人负责，你可以来去自如。

10) Marriage = one person for the rest of your life. One person for the rest of your life = BORING.
10)婚姻=找一个人共度余生。找一个人共度余生=无聊终老。、

11) Marriage is expensive. So is divorce. You'd rather take the cash and travel around Europe for three years.
11)结婚和离婚都是高消费的，你还不如拿着这些钱去欧洲环游三年。

12) Your main priority is climbing that corporate ladder and making yourself a success in your career.
12)你现在的首要任务是职场晋升并在事业上取得成功。

13) Getting a break on your taxes and car insurance, despite what they say, isn't a reason to settle down.
13)不论别人怎么说，在税收和汽车保险上获得优惠都不能成为结婚的好理由。

14) Marriage is an antiquated tradition, much like not allowing women to vote. Why bother with an institution that fails half the time?
14)结婚是一种陈旧的传统，就像不允许女性参与投票一样。那又何必浪费一半的失败婚姻去为旧习俗去费心呢？

15) You know that marriage = compromise. You don't feel that you need to compromise everything to be with someone else.
15)你知道结婚=妥协。你会觉得你没有必要样样事情都和别人妥协。

What are some other reasons you can think of not to get married?
你还能想到其他不去结婚的理由吗？